You are in for the adventure of a lifetime, a child will make you crazy, give you grey hair, an ulcer, worry lines, and sleepless nights, they will also fill your heart, your life, with more love and laughter than you would believe possible, enough that you know your crazy and don't care, you buy dye for your hair with a smile, know the ulcer is simply the butterflies you get everytime your baby smiles, that they aren't worry lines lines but laughter lines, the marks of a parent, wear them proudly.
The sleepless nights your on your own !
Chocolate milk is your friend, I know it sounds crazy but it works, just try it. I still get heartburn and have tried all the over the counter stuff and nothing works like choccy milk.