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Andy

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  1. Ha these made me laff
  2. Andy

    Would You ?

    Yes absolutely. 100% yup
  3. Andy

    Being Productive.

    LOL What you ain't finished yet ???
  4. Andy

    Being Productive.

    Coffe Hugs cake and beer. . . good enuff ??
  5. Andy

    Being Productive.

    Well done. . . Now pop 'round and do mine please
  6. Nice. . . Thanks Al' Brought a smile to my face in the middle of a working day
  7. Nope all 3 of mine are really chilled out during thunder / lightning storms. Guess I'm lucky
  8. Andy

    My Art

    Very Nice. . . Well done
  9. West Bromwich in the Midlands UK
  10. Andy

    Stoopid Dawg

    Yarp a healthy dose of Cap'n Morgans will help too
  11. Andy

    Stoopid Dawg

    Or whether he quietly became lunch ??????
  12. Brown, mud coloured would be best
  13. Andy

    Stoopid Dawg

    Glad I sent you off to work with a smile
  14. Andy

    Stoopid Dawg

    Oh, hell no He'll sleep like a log during the day while I'm at work, and be all refreshed for more nocturnal activities tonight
  15. Andy

    Stoopid Dawg

    Stoopid Dawg So all night long I can hear a neighbours dog barking randomly. Every 10 or 15 minutes a couple of short sharp barks. Just enough to keep me from getting into a proper solid sleep. So Alarm goes off at 04.00am time to get ready for work. Girls are on the landing outside my bedroom door, Go downstairs Darwin is not on the sofa (his usual place during the night) OK so maybe it was him barking, maybe he’s tripped over one of his WW1 trenches him and Daughtry have recreated in the back garden and hurt his leg or paw. Put on me Wellies grab a torch and trudge out into the pre-dawn darkness. Wet grass drags at me wellies, hmm gotta get the mower on the grass, getting a bit long. . . . . this weekend. . . . maybe. A Branch from the bush, hedge, triffid that’s growing up the side of the garage twats me upside the head, Grrrrrr, gonna get the chainsaw on you . . . . this weekend. . . . maybe. Shine the torch up the garden, there’s Darwin lying on the grass, he jumps up and runs to me a little woooo comes out as I give him nuggins. Nope nothing wrong with him just enjoying the cool early morning fresh air. OK time to get the morning routine under way, start trudging back . . . . when “Bark, Bark†right behind me WTF !!! Darwin is up against the fence front paws down, bum in the air tail wagging. I shine the torch down and there’s a hedgehog curled up against the fence. The numbnuts has been “Chatting†to it all frikken night !!!! Stoopid Dawg
  16. fingers crossed it's nothing serious
  17. LOL it's a short fence you'd figure one of them would jump it
  18. It was great to meet you guys at camp. Glad you could make it and Glad you joined up.
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