Andy

LOL if you poured the gravy on first then made your choices I wouldn't make you scrape the gravy off. . . you can have that

Sorry no. Photoshop and After effects. . .

All done then You can breathe easy now. Ouch on the bank balance though. Get everyone a pot noodle and a scratch card for xmas. . . . they'll undestand

'Ey up. . 'Ow do

Never used one, however my son is a longboarder (a variant of skateboarding ) and he has friends that use them and says the quality is outstanding and they are very rugged. VERY expensive, but the dogs knackers for personal sport video capture.

currently in the middle of Bad luck and trouble. book # 11 why ??

I will watch the movie. I am a big fan of the Reacher books by Lee Child. but. . . . Tom Cruise. . . Reacher. . . .REALLY !!!! Reacher. . . 6'5" 250lbs. Mean, Intimidating, built like a brick outhouse, death walks in his shadow. . . . Cruise. . . 5'5" 180lbs walks past a mirror, turns & stops, preens hair 'mmm hey handsome. . . yeah.'

LOL I'd have to keep the Roast potatoes on with the tiramisu Coz Roast Pototoes rule the Universe !!!

C'mon join in !! it's a never ending thread. . . . Tell us your silliest jokes

Awww She does look a bit nervous. . . Good girl tho' great Photo

There was this truck driver John who is transporting 50 penguins to the city zoo. As it happens, his truck breaks down in the middle of the desert. He waves down another truck and both of them try to repair the truck. The other truck driver, Frank says, "I think we can't do it anytime soon. If it's any help to you, I can take your load off of you as my truck is anyway empty". John thanks him profusely and tells him the penguins need to be taken to the city zoo and gives Frank $500 for expenses. Off go Frank and the penguins. John, meanwhile manages to repair his truck and proceeds to the city. He stops for a coffee before going to the zoo. As he is sipping on his coffee, he sees - going past the window in single file, the 50 penguins - and bringing up the rear is Frank. He rushes out from the coffee shop and confronts Frank,"Hey, what happened? You were supposed to take them to the zoo. I even gave you $500 for it". Frank replies,"Sure, I took them to the zoo. But, I still had a lot of money left over and so I am now taking them to the the movies".

Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer? A: A big mac!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant? A: Big holes all over Australia

Q: What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot? A: I don’t know, but if he asks for a cracker, give it to him!

Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat? A: A sourpuss.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower? A: A lawnmooer.

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? A: Swimming trunks.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A: A milkshake!

What do you call a pig that knows Karate. . . ???? A pork chop

What do you call a 400lb Siverback Gorilla with a banana in each ear ???? Anything you like he can't hear you

What trembles at the botom of the sea ??? A nervous wreck

Why do elephants have Big Ears. . .??? because Noddy won't pay the ransom

and I though our Malaki was a big boy. . . Wow

Awwwwwwwwwww

Yeah in astronimical terms that's a whiskers distance !!!! Phew . . :eek: