I know we have all seen the "You know probably own a husky when..."
"You probably own a husky if....
If you have ever uttered to yourself, “please dear Lord, let that
pass through ‘em without the need for surgical attention.†…You
probably own a Husky.
If valuable objects in your home are ranked according to jumping height from the ground …You probably own a Husky.
If you’ve thought, at least once in the past month, that you should be nominated for Sainthood…You probably own a Husky.
If your dog thinks or thought at any time in life, that its full name may be part of a curse word…You probably own a Husky.
If
you have more fur in your home than your dog has on it, giving the
appearance to outsiders that you reside inside of a cotton ball…You
probably own a Husky.
If you have a ‘correct dog placement process’ before answering your front door…You probably own a Husky.
If
one or more pieces of fur make it daily into a dish or beverage that
you continue to consider perfectly consumable. However, you would freak
out if you found a human hair…You probably own a Husky.
If you have ever lost out on a meal because you weren’t paying attention, or blinked…You probably own a Husky.
If you have ever thought to yourself ‘why would anyone do this twice’ and then do it again…willingly…You probably own a Husky.
If you purchase black clothing, full well knowing you will wear it gray…You probably own a Husky.
If you have now purchased stock in a sticky roller company…You probably own a Husky.
If
you have ever had to chase your dog through your neighborhood,
barefoot, because putting on shoes would’ve taken far too long…You
probably own a Husky.
If you have ever laughed manically
at an obedience trainer’s ad that boasts they “can change any behavior
within the first visitâ€â€¦You probably own a Husky.
If your
dog’s toy bin resembles a scene from the beaches of Normandy rather than
anything from a PetSmart shelf…You probably own a Husky.
If you can carry on a conversation with your dog better than you could with most people you’ve met…You probably own a Husky.
If your dog and your family are of equal worth and importance to you…You probably own a Husky."
So i think we should all make our own
You know you own a husky when you have to LOCK the bathroom door to prevent an unwelcome guest in the shower.