Dear Dad,
Stop acting like you deserve the father of the year award when you were basically non-existent the majority of my childhood. You will always care more about yourself than anyone else.
Sincerely,
your "horrible" Daughter
P.S. I try every day to NOT be like you.
Dear Fellow Drivers on the Interstate Every Morning,
Please stop driving. Your ability to drive way below the speed limit, stop for absolutely no reason, or change lanes and almost hit me is driving me insane. I blame you for the reason i feel like i may explode every morning. I think my blood pressure has increased due to this. I don't mean to sound angry but please just get off the roads if you can't drive.
Sincerely,
The crazy woman on i-240