"I call her in and she completely ignores me so I walk calmly to her and try to grab her harness but EVERYTIME I try to do this, she runs."
Looks like she wanted to play, so try playing with her get her favorite toy and get her to chase/follow you (toy) to where you want to go when there get her to sit and calm down b4 giving it to her (will show her that you chose play time) praise her when she does what you want her to do (lots of verbal and physical praise as this will show her its worth doing what you tell her) or try bribing her with treats to come in (again lots of praise when she does)
"So this gets me kind of frustrated every time. So I storm inside the house"
I know its easy to say but try to stay calm, dogs want and look for strong leadership, would a good leader wouldnt walk (storm) away after being ignored? Sorry didnt mean to sound mean but the quicker she knows that ur the boss and should do what u say the better, if she gets away with one thing she will try other things
"JELLY NO!" -panicked voice- And she runs and it takes forever to catch her
Again as above stay calm tell her once "NO" in a firm voice and stay/stop whatever u taught her, then go get it off her (teach her drop/let go) and when she does what you want again lots of praise, if she runs don't chase her, follow her calmly till she runs out of room to run then get it off her but tell her drop/let go and when she does praise her (Again I know when you see your possessions being destoyed its hard to stay calm and not chase but if you chase she gets to play and have fun)
"My house is stupid but we don't have any doors for each room"
You could try a child gate to restrict her to certain parts of the house (would be handy for you to protect expensive furniture etc or protect her from chewing cables etc)
"Blisters on my feet from all the running and scraping my foot along the carpet... So what do I do to fix this?"
slippers or indoor socks ( for that)
"Do those fences look tall enough that she can't jump over them?"
Hard to tell from photo but they should be at least 6 feet high, if you want peace of mind you could try chaining her to somthing solid with a long chain (long enough to get drinks, find shade and poo away from where she would sleep etc but short enough so she wont climb over fence and strangle herself)
"I do give her a little bonk on the nose when she does get in trouble more like a light tap and a stern no"
Personally I dont get physical with my dog (hes 9.5 months old) as I think it teaches them that its ok for them to do it but I have read both sides of the argument and its up to you what you do for your dog and when you do it, but a little bonk wont hurt her so how effective will it be? If someone hit you gently would it teach you anything or make you feel bad? Or if someone told you you were a good girl and scratched your ear (or gave you a hug ) would it make you feel good?