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Robert Frost: A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Mohandas Gandhi: Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding

Oscar Wilde: Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein

"Our enemies...never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George Bush :lol:

"Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart." - Alan Alda

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"100% of all shots not made are missed"

"You spend your life trying to overcome the obstacles in the way of the finish line, but once you get there, you look back and realize, those obstacles were your life."

"You want to be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of somebody else."

--Judy Garland

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Red dwarf:

Rimmer: pass me a 14B Lister

(passes tube)

Rimmer: is this a 14B Lister, does it even look remotly like a 14B. This is a 14B This is a 14F are you blind

Lister: Who cares

Rimmer: I care, its my caree Lister, if an officer comes along and order chicken soup and gets blackcurrent coridial with blamonge 2 creams and a sugar

I wont quote the entire first episode

Peter x

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From Joss Wheadons . . . "Firefly"

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

Mal: Define 'Interesting'.

Wash: Oh God, Oh God. We''re all gonna die.

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Red dwarf:

Rimmer: pass me a 14B Lister

(passes tube)

Rimmer: is this a 14B Lister, does it even look remotly like a 14B. This is a 14B This is a 14F are you blind

Lister: Who cares

Rimmer: I care, its my caree Lister, if an officer comes along and order chicken soup and gets blackcurrent coridial with blamonge 2 creams and a sugar

I wont quote the entire first episode

Peter x

RED DWARF is the MAN!!! sorry had to comment on that hahah

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from red dwarf 'smeg' its what me and my brother gary call each other all the time

petrol station forecourt we o u !!!!!!

gary 'kelly whats weou!!!!!!'

and a classic from the lil bro erik whilst having a lunch at morrisons

erik 'kelly your chicken has got a hole in it'

dad 'erik thats where they shot it with an arrow!!!'

erik 'really!!!!!!!'

me and my dad creased up

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Vladimir Makarov: "Revenge is like a ghost, it takes over every man it touches -- it’s thirst cannot be clenched until the last man standing has fallenâ€Â

MW2 Rules

my fave is

A single moment of understanding can flood a whole life with meaning. author unknown

i kinda like profound ones

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I love smeg.

I would quote the "everybody id dead dave" but it is too long and a gotta see thing.

Smoke me kipper ill be back for breakfast

I didnt know robots got PMT

I could quote the entire red dwarf show 1-8 inc extended but I wont

Peter

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A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

If you aint the lead dog the view never changes.

A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no worse insult to them.

It aint broke, it aint bleedin, cowboy up!

Why DODGE it when you can RAM it? (this is a bumper sticker on my Dodge Ram Truck ;) )

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MW2 Rules

my fave is

A single moment of understanding can flood a whole life with meaning. author unknown

i kinda like profound ones

the facts and figures they show are cool too, you can learn so much from playing a game biggrin.gif

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I think my fav one is (non mw2 related)

“Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.†- Lance Armstrong

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