Chezell Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Some of the things I seem to say to my children a lot... ' and pig's might fly' ' I didn't come up the Thames in a washing machine' my fave at the mo...when they are whinging on... 'just suck it up' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted July 4, 2010 Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 This is mine. "Ignorance breeds thoughts of mischief to fill up the vacancies of the mind that are unoccupied by the verities of knowledge.""............Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibe77 Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce Silence is golden but duck tape is silver Man has his will, but woman has her way Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnaB Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Sheldon Cooper (TBBT): Bazinga gonna have to agree with you on that one...BAZINGA!! love it... gonna have to go to a ball pit just to try it out properly on unsuspecting members of the public And theres this one too from him.... "Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spider_Crazy_Removed Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 One that was on recent and prob needs to be seen but... It was for huggies and a lil kid had a pull up on and some blah blah boring stuff and gets on the bed and says "IM A BIG KID NOW" yes kinda shouting, so funny. Peter - the advert-aholic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinville Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 My favorite is the one in my signature.... The second is on a shirt I bought for my grandson (18 months old): "I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. I wanna speak to my grandma!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 When Insults Had Class These eloquent insults are from an era before English got boiled down to 4-letter expletives. ___________________________________________ An exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea." He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it." A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress." "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway). "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." – Moses Hadas "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it" - Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response. "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." – Charles, Count Talleyrand "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Those are excellent Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahNukka&Shadow Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Alexander Pope quoted in the movie Eternal sunshine... "how happy is the blameless vessels lot, the world forgetting by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, each prey accepted, each wish resigned" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 when your at rock bottom the only way is up xxxxxxxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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