Sarah Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Come on peeps - add to this Rabbit Resurrection - A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to he car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 meters. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: " 'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 OMG lol xxxxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Women over 50 As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Oh no wasn't expecting that !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 HAHAHAHAHA check this 1 out Movie Test Try this test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out what movie is your favorite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me how. Pick a number from 1-9. Multiply by 3. Add 3. Multiply by 3 again. Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below. Mine was "Star Wars" - exactly right! So be honest, and do it before you scroll down to see the list below. It's easy and it works. Now look up your number in the list below... 1. Gone With The Wind 2. E.T. 3. Beverly Hills Cop 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat 10. Casablanca 11. Jurassic Park 12. Shrek 13. Pirates of the Caribbean 14. Titanic 15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark 16. Home Alone 17. Mrs. Doubtfire 18. Toy Story It is really amazing, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boshka Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 :lol: :lol: No 9 is NOT my fav film :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 :lol: :lol: No 9 is NOT my fav film :lol: Dont Lie Amanda, i bet u love it :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikaani&Aiyana Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 ROFL!! They are all great, No 9 is def not my favourite film either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 ROFL!! They are all great, No 9 is def not my favourite film either! The Test Doesnt Lie Peeps, so just be honest LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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