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A man goes to his doctor for a physical and is sent to a urologist as a precaution.

When he arrives there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure

is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ninety nine.'

The guy obeys and says, 'Ninety nine'!

The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ninety nine.'

Again, the guy says, 'Ninety nine.'

The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised.

I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ninety nine.'

The guy begins, 'One . . . Two . . .

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