Ron Tao&Sky Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to a local , 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?' Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.' Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?' Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.' Kiwi (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager) Dog: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.' Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think.' Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?' Horse: 'Cool' Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager) Horse: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements..' Kiwi: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?' Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f****n liar. :laughing: ......Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure that ventriloquist was talking to sparks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proximity Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Just don't ask why the aussie's had to "tie me kangaroo down..sport".. ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 thats sooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Just don't ask why the aussie's had to "tie me kangaroo down..sport".. ! "Coz they kick like a bitch when you try to root 'em mate" !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kells xx Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 lol that ventriloquist is a funny bugger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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