Ron Tao&Sky Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 A yorkshire man walks into a High Street bank & asks for a loan. He tells the bank officer he is going to Australia on business for two weeks & needs to borrow £5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan,so the Yorkshire lad hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the Log Book & everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank manager & its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the rough-looking Yorkshire man for using a £120,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5000 loan. The bank manager then instructs an employee of the bank to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage, where he parks it. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the £5,000 & the interest of £15.41. The bank officer says to the Yorkshire man,"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business & this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled... While you were away, we checked you out further & found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "£5,000"? The Yorkshire man replies: "Where else in Leeds can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 & expect it to be there when I return" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 LMAO. . .that's good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meeshsalts Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 OK so we are tight bast,,ds! and proud of it. Yorkshire rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 HAHA that is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamz Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 lmao that is brill xxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boshka Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 LMAO :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 lmao thats excellent lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamo Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 i not bad, not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verancient Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 That was very clever...good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCouture Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 that was a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 lmao!!! love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabresmum Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Yeah, we are tight - but clever too!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa (Fragglebabe) Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 PMSL :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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