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And God Created the Dog


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And God Created the Dog

On the first day of creation,

God created the dog.

On the second day of creation,

God created man to serve the dog.

On the third day,

God created all the animals of the earth to serve

as potential food for the dog.

On the fourth day,

God created honest toil so that man could labour

for the good of the dog.

On the fifth day,

God created the tennis ball so that the dog might

or might not retrieve it.

On the sixth day,

God created veterinary science to keep the dog

healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day,

God tried to rest......but He had to walk the dog.

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