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There was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the

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There was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit

but sarah was

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There was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat With a giant

mole on her

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here was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat With a giant mole on her bum,she smiled

evilly at the

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here was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat With a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the

traffic warden who

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here was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat With a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who

caught her playing

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here was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat With a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing

with a big

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here was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big

vibrating stick. Sarah

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here was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big vibrating stick. Sarah

slipped it into

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here was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big vibrating stick. Sarah

turns to Look

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here was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy

at the building

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There was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah . Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose

so she can

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here was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy at the building Of a local country club where

she see's him

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here was once a little girl And her dad were walking through A dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy at the building Of a local country club where she see's him

Cavorting with a

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There was once a little girl and her dad were walking through a dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy at the building of a local country club where she see's him cavorting with a

woolly sheep called

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There was once a little girl and her dad were walking through a dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy at the building of a local country club where she see's him cavorting with a woolly sheep called nanageddon,staring intently

this poor sheep

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