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There was once a little girl and her dad were walking through a dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy at the building of a local country club where she see's him cavorting with a woolly sheep called nanageddon,staring intently this poor sheep

bleats in consternation

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There was once a little girl and her dad were walking through a dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy at the building of a local country club where she see's him cavorting with a woolly sheep called nanageddon,staring intently this poor sheep bleats in consternation.

The sheep saw

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There was once a little girl and her dad were walking through a dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy at the building of a local country club where she see's him cavorting with a woolly sheep called nanageddon,staring intently this poor sheep bleats in consternation. The sheep saw a gaint Welshman who was waving at a sheep

called Marc and

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There was once a little girl and her dad were walking through a dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy at the building of a local country club where she see's him cavorting with a woolly sheep called nanageddon,staring intently this poor sheep bleats in consternation. The sheep saw a gaint Welshman who was waving at a sheep called Marc and

flirting with another

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There was once a little girl and her dad were walking through a dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy at the building of a local country club where she see's him cavorting with a woolly sheep called nanageddon,staring intently this poor sheep bleats in consternation. The sheep saw a gaint Welshman who was waving at a sheep called Marc and flirting with another gorgeous ram who

had some huge

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There was once a little girl and her dad were walking through a dark alley it's getting dark when a cloaked masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped out of the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble with fear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonight with Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing way to Amarillo with a huge side kick called madam Sarah. Sarah was a showgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck so along came some lubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose but it didnt work as well because it didnt loosen her up so she grabbed a bottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoes flew over the crowed with a fence and hit but sarah was a pygmy goat with a giant mole on her bum,she smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught her playing with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy at the building of a local country club where she see's him cavorting with a woolly sheep called nanageddon,staring intently this poor sheep bleats in consternation. The sheep saw a gaint Welshman who was waving at a sheep called Marc and flirting with another gorgeous ram who had some huge pink lillies and

a lovely fluffy

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There was oncea little girl and her dad were walking through a dark alley it's getting darkwhen a cloaked, masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped outof the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble withfear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonightwith Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing Way to Amarillowith a huge side kick called Madam Sarah.

Sarah was ashowgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck. So along came somelubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose,but it didn’t work as well because it didn’t loosen her up. So she grabbed abottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoesflew over the crowd with a fence and hit. But sarah was a pygmy goat with agiant mole on her bum. She smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught herplaying with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy atthe building of a local country club where she sees him cavorting with a woollysheep called Nanageddon. Staring intently this poor sheep bleats inconsternation. The sheep saw a giant Welshman who was waving at a sheep calledMarc and flirting with another gorgeous ram, who had some huge pink lilies and a lovely fluffy cloudof ow. Marc began to grin from ear and felt his

love muscles tingle.

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There was oncea little girl and her dad were walking through a dark alley it's getting darkwhen a cloaked, masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped outof the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble withfear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonightwith Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing Way to Amarillowith a huge side kick called Madam Sarah.

Sarah was ashowgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck. So along came somelubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose,but it didn’t work as well because it didn’t loosen her up. So she grabbed abottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoesflew over the crowd with a fence and hit. But sarah was a pygmy goat with agiant mole on her bum. She smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught herplaying with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy atthe building of a local country club where she sees him cavorting with a woollysheep called Nanageddon. Staring intently this poor sheep bleats inconsternation. The sheep saw a giant Welshman who was waving at a sheep calledMarc and flirting with another gorgeous ram, who had some huge pink lilies and a lovely fluffy cloudof ow. Marc began to grin from ear and felt his love muscles tingle.

Before taking the heart of a lonely goatherder, to

get his way

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There was oncea little girl and her dad were walking through a dark alley it's getting darkwhen a cloaked, masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped outof the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble withfear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonightwith Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing Way to Amarillowith a huge side kick called Madam Sarah.

Sarah was ashowgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck. So along came somelubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose,but it didn’t work as well because it didn’t loosen her up. So she grabbed abottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoesflew over the crowd with a fence and hit. But sarah was a pygmy goat with agiant mole on her bum. She smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught herplaying with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy atthe building of a local country club where she sees him cavorting with a woollysheep called Nanageddon. Staring intently this poor sheep bleats inconsternation. The sheep saw a giant Welshman who was waving at a sheep calledMarc and flirting with another gorgeous ram, who had some huge pink lilies and a lovely fluffy cloudof ow. Marc began to grin from ear and felt his love muscles tingle.

Before taking the heart of a lonely goatherder, to get his way

the sheep decided

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There was oncea little girl and her dad were walking through a dark alley it's getting darkwhen a cloaked, masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped outof the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble withfear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonightwith Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing Way to Amarillowith a huge side kick called Madam Sarah.

Sarah was ashowgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck. So along came somelubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose,but it didn’t work as well because it didn’t loosen her up. So she grabbed abottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoesflew over the crowd with a fence and hit. But sarah was a pygmy goat with agiant mole on her bum. She smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught herplaying with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy atthe building of a local country club where she sees him cavorting with a woollysheep called Nanageddon. Staring intently this poor sheep bleats inconsternation. The sheep saw a giant Welshman who was waving at a sheep called Marc and flirting with another gorgeous ram, who had some huge pink lilies and a lovely fluffy cloud of ow. Marc began to grin from ear and felt his love muscles tingle.

Before taking the heart of a lonely goatherder, to get his way the sheep decided

to get its

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There was oncea little girl and her dad were walking through a dark alley it's getting darkwhen a cloaked, masked, figure with gleaming red eyes and a big hat stepped outof the corner into the dusk. The girl screamed and started to tremble withfear. The figure got hold of her and gave her a leaflet saying opening tonightwith Top guest star the one and only Big Bird who would sing Way to Amarillowith a huge side kick called Madam Sarah.

Sarah was ashowgirl who could do the splits, but gets stuck. So along came somelubricating jelly with Diz to free her from ...and enable her to brake loose,but it didn’t work as well because it didn’t loosen her up. So she grabbed abottle of beer and a shiny pole and begun too swing her leg's and her shoesflew over the crowd with a fence and hit. But sarah was a pygmy goat with agiant mole on her bum. She smiled evilly at the traffic warden who caught herplaying with a big vibrating stick. Sarah turns to look with total ecstasy atthe building of a local country club where she sees him cavorting with a woollysheep called Nanageddon. Staring intently this poor sheep bleats inconsternation. The sheep saw a giant Welshman who was waving at a sheep called Marc and flirting with another gorgeous ram, who had some huge pink lilies and a lovely fluffy cloud of ow. Marc began to grin from ear and felt his love muscles tingle.

Before taking the heart of a lonely goatherder, to get his way, the sheep decided to get its little short pink tutu wearing raven

to knock over

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