Val (Zebedee) Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. There is great need for a sarcasm font. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. Bad decisions make good stories. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ... again. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid " routing option. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an a ** from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Trousers? Trousers never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their mobile, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 lmao excellent +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huskycat Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Val that is absolutely awesome - totally agree with all of these :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 lmao those are wkd and ALL true! pmsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCouture Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renniwano Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Love it !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saffmonster Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 I was about to go out of my mind with boredom! Thanks for making me giggle :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted September 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 you're welcome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 fab !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kells xx Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 love it !!!!!!! apart from snooze, my alarm clock doesnt have a snooze button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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