Sarah Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Why can't you get a brew at anfield? Cos all the mugs are on the pitch and all the cups are at Old Trafford!!! try to say 'Irish Wristwatch' out loud.... have fun! The seven dwarfs were in the bath and they were all feeling happy, so happy got out. Paddys walkin dwn the street strugglin wiv a wardrobe a pal says "Paddy why dont you get murphy to help you?" paddy replies,"Oh hes inside carrying the clothes. Due to the recession things are so bad women are actually making love to their husbands cause they cant afford batteries a blond is painting her kitchen. Hubby asks, why are u wearing 3 coats? The blonde says, "Well the directions on the paint said to use 3coats for best results." how do you make a snooker table laugh?? ........ put your hands down its pockets and tickle its balls man and wife are making a new password for the computer. man types "mypenis", wife falls to the floor laughing cause the computer says "error: too short" Donald Duck's on a dirty weekend, calls reception & asks for condoms. Receptionist says shall I put them on your bill? "Don't be thuckin thupid I'd thuffocate!" What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 oh lord!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saffmonster Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 GROAAAANN!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 omg lmao those are really bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 :lol: Why can't you get a brew at anfield? Cos all the mugs are on the pitch and all the cups are at Old Trafford!!! But i am sorry to inform you that this is not a Joke!!! It is a Fact! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dygosamikita Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Oh my........don't give up your day job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted October 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 i did apologise in advance guys!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahNukka&Shadow Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 ROFLMAO!!! I espcially like the Donald Duck type!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dygosamikita Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 was gonna give you the face palm lion.....but couldn't be bothered to look for it......lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kells xx Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 lol saz they are bad but still funny!!!! save some for camp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 oh, no --- some get her drunk, quick!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa (Fragglebabe) Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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