Lil Miss Bump Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 Spread the Stupidity Only in the UK ............do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in the UK ...........do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. .. Only in the UK ...........do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in the UK............do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in the UK ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.. Only in the UK .........do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it, that doctors call what they do, 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and washing-up liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? My woollen jumpers do!!! Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? I like this one!!! If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)....in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. Spread the Stupidity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 Excellent ................ :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee&Falks Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 Quality, I lmao at the Only in the UK ...........do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. as I do that all the time, but the diet coke is not for the calories, I am paranoid about the sugar ruining my teeth, not the fat blocking arteries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted November 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 lol lee i order diet coke with 'fat' meals bcoz i hate the taste of normal coke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa (Fragglebabe) Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 LMAO :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 PMSL. . . thanx for the laff. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 Those same "Only in the UK" lines apply to the US as well. I always thought it odd that a drive-up ATM would have braille on the touch pad. Good list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Angel n Auroras Mum Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 lol lee i order diet coke with 'fat' meals bcoz i hate the taste of normal coke! Me too Diz!! I thought I was the only weird one in the world who didn't. I don't like the taste of pepsi either. pmsl Wicked thread, got another one, maybe the americans can answer this one. If Americans call their trousers pants, What do they call their pants? (always wanted to know this) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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