Ron Tao&Sky Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 MALE V FEMALE AT THE CASH MACHINE A new sign in the Bank reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through cash machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' MALE PROCEDURE: 1... Drive up to the cash machine. 2. LOWER your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Raise window. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE: (Unfortunately, most of this is the Truth.!!) 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Put hand brake on, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN . 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14.Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on mobile phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Hand Brake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kells xx Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 lol ron thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted November 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 Thank's Sparks..........Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacca_&_me Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 LMAO!! I dont carry a hand bag, but this sounds very much like my mother-in-law, lol!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lebe03 Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattSouthall Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 RI was thinking to my self not seeing who posted it (sorry Ron) guess "this has to be a guy" (reading half way through for a woman ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 Oh, now that's funny. . . :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted November 11, 2010 Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 sad but So very true They do smiler thing at the supermarket checkouts with there bags, don't believe me just watch um. This should be in the steam room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valhalla Posted November 11, 2010 Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 They seem to have the same problem at petrol stations for some reason, woman comes back from paying for fuel and gets into car, and hay ho time warp it takes 10 mins to start the car put seatbelt on and pull away, and if shes in a 4x4 it could be 20 mins as she has to check all the kids are ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted November 11, 2010 Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 They seem to have the same problem at petrol stations for some reason, woman comes back from paying for fuel and gets into car, and hay ho time warp it takes 10 mins to start the car put seatbelt on and pull away, and if shes in a 4x4 it could be 20 mins as she has to check all the kids are ok Now that one really winds me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KERNOWHUSKIES Posted November 11, 2010 Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 Oh dear the thing is that is sometimes true with us females Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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