Ron Tao&Sky Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 2010's First Christmas Joke .......................Ron Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The man replied, 'These are Carols.' And So The Christmas Season Begins...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mael Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andy Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Funny . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 oh that is awful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 ha ha ha ha ha :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pinklisa1234 Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 ive got some snow jokes - since its started snowing all my missus has done is look through the bloody window if it gets any worse i'll have let her in - when travelling in extreme weather conditions the goverment advise you carry, a shovel, a hazard light and a blanket. i looked like a right idiot on the bus this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 lmao lmao, lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahNukka&Shadow Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 LOLZ!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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