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Sarah

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I had no idea Richard's mother lived such a dangerous life! I'll have to start treating her with more respect.... <snicker>

OK, now I'm scared. I've been reading your posts and have come to the conclusion that we have the same mother in law........

I do admit that after being part of the family for 25 years, she's been an excellent teacher on how NOT to treat my children's significant other.

Happiness would be seeing her face on the :devil_smile:back of a milk carton (MISSING!):devil_smile:

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OK, now I'm scared. I've been reading your posts and have come to the conclusion that we have the same mother in law........

I do admit that after being part of the family for 25 years, she's been an excellent teacher on how NOT to treat my children's significant other.

Happiness would be seeing her face on the :devil_smile:back of a milk carton (MISSING!):devil_smile:

LMAO so true! ;)

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