Marc Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok? Monitor: No prob, boss. Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly? Monitor: Anything you ask, boss. Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now? Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir. Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK? Mouse: Of course. Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously. Monitor: Oh God, here we go. Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there? Printer: No. Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there. Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone! Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne... Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon. Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice. Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off! Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone. Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink! Computer: You're not out of in... Printer: I'M OUT OF INK! Computer: *Sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert. Monitor: But sir, he has plen... Computer: Just do it, damn it! Monitor: Yes sir. Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me! Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend. Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything! Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?! Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR! Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him? Computer: No. He did this to himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sparks Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 LMFAO!!! Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 LMAO. . . I have an epson wireless printer and I have two icons one which states categorically that the printer is connected but with errors and has no ink or paper. Another which see's the printer just fine. Both are installs using official epson drivers for the printer. Have tried deleting the duff one but it keeps coming back lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWolf Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 I'm pretty sure I've seen a animated video with this dialogue but I fail to remember the title and the person who created it so I can't find it. I believe that in the Linux kernel (or driver?) it has a function to check the current status of your printer. One of the things it can output is "On fire", I wonder why... Edit: Here is the original video! http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1902102 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattSouthall Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 I'm sure i face this problem at school, home, friends. Printers, the joy of computing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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