Storm Angel n Auroras Mum Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Found this and it made me laugh. How To Photograph A Puppy 1. Remove film from box and load camera. 2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash. 3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. 4. Choose a suitable background for photo. 5. Mount camera on tripod and focus. 6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth. 7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera. 8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees. 9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand. 10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens. 11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose. 13. Put magazines back on coffee table. 14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head. 15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage. 16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!" 17. Clean up mess. 18. Sit back in chair with lemonade and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zani Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 hahaha very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 That's excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Ha ha Ha . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyshqa Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 LOL!! I feel exactly like that atm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kells xx Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 aw, sounds very true!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streganano Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 THATS WHAT WE ARE DOING A THE MOMENT WITH 7 OF THEM !!!!! no lemonade though maybe something a little stronger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemmer Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 lmao.. soo true.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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