Dave Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 it's day time!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Sssshhhhhh its a secret lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 come on dave give us a REAL challenge!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 A... Awoman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? B... Youare in a room that is completly bricked in on all four sides, including thecieling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the roomwith you. How do you get out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyshqa Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 A: I wanna say she took a photo of him? But you wouldn't really refer to hanging the photo up as 'hanging him', so I might be wrong. I use the term 'shoot' in the photography sense a lot so that was the first thing that sprang to mind B has baffled me o0' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Well 'A' is pretty much spot on. I thought about the hanging bit too and was undecided but the answer was... The woman was aphotographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it upto dry. I will let you know what B is in a PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 You see what you saw in the mirror, you take the saw and you cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, and you climb out the hole. .........Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 ron you well googled that!!! and dave all i thought of was photography! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 That's what google is for :th_wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .......Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 The one that doesn't work at all as it is the correct time twice a day and the one that loses a minute a day is never correct..No Google Needed ...........Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Lol, isn't google great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 ohhh you're making my head hurt at this time of night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Here you go, what is it.The maker never sees it a blind man never sees it and the buyer only sees it once..........Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 The maker never sees it that has me stumped ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Any one else going to have a go..........Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lebe03 Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Is it a firework Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Close but your getting warm...........Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lebe03 Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 A candle or a match? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 The answer is a match. Well done........Ron Try an other . I walked into a friends living room and on the shelf was a photo,so i asked him who it was. He said to me,"Brothers and Sisters I have none, but that man there is my Fathers Son" Who is it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 it's himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 OK your turn.......Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Lol I'm at work all this week so won't be on enough to check the answers without it taking a week. . . lol you guys carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lebe03 Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard: "I can't go on. I have nothing to live for." Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered and it wasn't a suicide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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