Grumpy Busted Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 We have all done and said things that we wish we hadn't, I will start it off I have said YES twice, ( divorces are very expensive) My brother was driving on the Mi near Nottingham when they came up behind an Eddie Stobart lorry and said to his wife that they named all the lorries after ladies and as they passed it he asked her to look on the front and she would see the name, she said "oh yes, it is called Scania" women hey. So lets hear your stupid comments, (Sarah) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 No comment!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 was at a friends party, got chatting to this boy a friend of my friends, it was my turn to get a round in (yes i did drink back then ) well he was with this old woman who had gone to the ladies room, i asked him what his gran would like but oh s**t it was his wife. he went a lil red when he told me. he must have been 22/23 she must have been at least 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 A couple of years ago I worked as a PA for a man who really, really irritated me - he was rude and obnoxious. One day he went too far and I told him he was a pathetic excuse of a man and that I could not, and would not work for him anymore. I then phoned my husband and told him to come and fetch me and take me home. Stupid thing to say ? Yes, my husband also worked for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valhalla Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 The word YES, is the most stupid thing you can say, as I have grown older I now aproach with caution, ie think before you say yes :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmonk Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 i can't wait to read the pages and pages saz may write Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJM258 Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 i liked the scaina one that put smile on my face as i worked with wagons/lorrys for a living but mine saying is normally sat with my girlfreind watching a flim. turn round to her and say we have watched this before i am sure we have . she says no chris we havent. i say yer we have then it clicks oh s**t was my ex good job she loves me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 i can't wait to read the pages and pages saz may write i don't know what you mean!!!! ok ok here's ONE! Me and val went shopping today an on the way home we see this car pulling an odd looking caravan - val said - wow that's old, and I said no it's not the number plate is a 60 so it's new as soon as the words were out of my mouth i KNEW that was a blond moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 wondered if you'd admit it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 wondered if you'd admit it!! I knew if i didn't you would have put it on here somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 me?? Would I?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boshka Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 I was giving a customer his laptop back & the words slipped out before I knew it "oh, you've got a big one" ops, he left pretty sharpish I am sure he would have liked the comment under different circumstances lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skye diesel n polo Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 i have a bad habbit of say well i think hes rubbing off on u not a thing u should say to people u hardly no or when i worked at netto its not nice to ask a customer " which bag would u like your cucumber in "? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skye diesel n polo Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 and also we watch a program i fall asleep then when its on next time i go ooohhh i wanted to watch this and hes say uve seen it im adamant i havent but i always give my little sly naps away by doin this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Angel n Auroras Mum Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 Pretty much everything that comes out of my mouth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWolf Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Just yesterday I was mumbling to Glala, who is shedding like crazy. "My god, you have hair all over you!" Good thing nobody heard that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Make sure a girl is pregnant before you ask her I have done this twice only to find out they are not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamz Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 this is one particular dumb ass thing i ahve come out with recently..honestly i dont know what goes on in my brain at times are you ready??........... i wanted to know how long this new walking route was- didnt know the street names so couldnt google map it so i asked Ian "if i drive the route in my car and clock the miles will the miles be the same as if i walked it?? " honeslty i really asked him that.....he of course jst laughed at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoseWillow&Dexter Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 hahahaha loving this thread!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Angel n Auroras Mum Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Just yesterday I was mumbling to Glala, who is shedding like crazy. "My god, you have hair all over you!" Good thing nobody heard that Pmsl that one would have had me in heaps of laughter had i not been on the bus! dont want people thinking im mental! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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