Dunc Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Mrs. Jones went to visit her doctor. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Jones, but you're 68 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?" Mrs. Jones responded, "They help me sleep better." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?" Mrs. Jones said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Not what I was expecting - but excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aronoiiel Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 :laughing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 LMAO . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elenamarie Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Why didn't I think of that???? My daughter is 19 and moved out, and I'm still dreading that possibility!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darc-Brittany Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 XD;;; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Dunc don't worry - you don't need to go on the pill - she isn't dating full stop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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