Mistyrayn Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 What disease did cured ham have? What's the difference between unique and very unique? We put in our two cents, but only get a penny for our thoughts. Who gets the extra penny? When do you become important enough to be considered assassinated and not just murdered? Can you cry under water? Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box? When you get to heaven, are you stuck for eternity wearing the same clothes you were buried in? Why did we put a man on the moon before we realized it would be a good idea to make luggage with wheels? Why are actors IN movies but ON television? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast? Why does grass grow where you do not want it and not grow where you do? Why do we say we slept like a baby when they wake up every two hours? Why do we pay to get to the top of tall buildings, then pay to use binoculars to look at things on the ground? If a deaf person goes to court, do they call it a hearing? We say, "It's Greek to me." What do the Greeks say? If we don't care that Jimmy cracked corn, why do we still sing about it? Why does Goofy stand upright and Pluto stand on all four feet? They're both dogs. Do "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" and "The Alphabet Song" have the same tune? On Gilligan's Island, the professor could make a radio out of a coconut. Why couldn't he fix the hole in the boat? If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that stuff from ACME, why doesn't he just buy himself dinner? Can you drive in the car pool lane if you're driving a hearse with a corpse in it? Why does a dog get mad at you if you blow in his face, but then stick his head out the window when you take him for a car ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutsibe Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast? Because burnt toast is a marvel at curing Husky stomach problems! (Charcoal) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Storm Angel n Auroras Mum Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Why does a dog get mad at you if you blow in his face, but then stick his head out the window when you take him for a car ride? Because the wind doesn't have bad breath? I got another question. We call underwear pants but Americans call trousers pants so what do Americans call pants? (always wanted to know that) Why do we say "over my dead body"? If we were dead we wouldn't know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutsibe Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Because the wind doesn't have bad breath? I got another question. We call underwear pants but Americans call trousers pants so what do Americans call pants? (always wanted to know that) Why do we say "over my dead body"? If we were dead we wouldn't know! Underwear - we call it underwear, skivvies, whitie-tighties (men's), briefs, panties (women's). Trousers here are (now, anyway - it used to be more commonly used to mean "pants") more dress pants/slacks. 'Cause you'd have to kill me to do whatever it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Because burnt toast is a marvel at curing Husky stomach problems! (Charcoal) Nice one........Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 We put in our two cents, but only get a penny for our thoughts. Who gets the extra penny? The Tax Man.......Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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