Grumpy Busted Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 >After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear to be >in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to >ask me about?" > >"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, I am > >usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second > >time, I am usually hot and sweaty." > >Later, after examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: >"Everything appears To be fine. Do you have any medical concerns >that you would like to discuss with me?" > >She replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then >said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he >is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, >and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?" > >"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first >time is usually in January and the second time is in August." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikaani&Aiyana Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Oh dear!! I hope that doesn't happen to all of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Wow !! you mean we get to do it TWICE per year when we get old. . . . whooooo hooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 pmsl xxxxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriam Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 this kinda reminds me of a similar story. a friend was telling me that stds are more common in older people because they don't need pregnancy protection after menopause. the after conversation: me: no way. old people don't have sex. billy: what do you think your parents do when you're not home? me: dennis reads the newspaper and my mom watches the news on tv or cooks. billy: nope. they love each other and they show it. they have sex. me: no. they. do. not. billy: they make love and they enjoy it. me: ewwwwwww... this convo took place when i was seventeen but even now, thinking of old people doing the deed gives me the creeps. i wonder if they'd think the same thing of people my age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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