Sarah Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 lmao, good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberianandy Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 lol good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil W Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 LOL!!!!! That is a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammie Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 hahahaha i had the image of that gay on corrie doing that whole scene...yes i am that sad! Great joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 hahahaha i had the image of that gay on corrie doing that whole scene...yes i am that sad! Great joke! hahahaha, yeah that true can imagine him saying something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 i have a friend who is gay and so so camp...and yep that is def the sort of response he would give ..... LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
innocenti Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Lol .. Hand on hip... Can just imagine it ... Quality ! Bloke at work camp as tits would react the very same way... He`s in his 50`s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 awesome lmao sooo funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 don't you just love gay people lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 don't you just love gay people lol lol..id rethink what u put here Sarah..... as im sure only gay people love gay people lol.... or is there more you want to explain..to every one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 oh feck, no i didn't mean it in THAT way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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