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Formula 1 for women


Marc

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OK, yeah I know Im gonna get some shite for this LMAO ...... We have just been discussing in the shoutbox rules and regulations for a new spectical in the racing calender.

Introducing - Formula 1 for women

So what we have come up with the following so far:-

Rules and Regulations

  • All cars must have only a reverse gear - This is to ensure that this is not just a sport for any woman. This is only for the best!
  • 10BHP & 0.5 Ltr Engine limits must be adhered to
  • All cars must be correctly colour coded - Any clashes will be elliminated from the race
  • Should any 2 cars be of a similar design, one of them must be changed before the start of the season
  • All cars should change colour to match the latest fashion throughout the year
  • Breaking of a nail at any stage will result in a Red Flag of the session
  • To avoid conflict, any driver considered to be at "that time of the month" will be given a 1 second advantage
  • Pits stops will consist of Clothing changes & replenishment of makeup - minimum of 1 in 3 laps
  • Should any driver crash out and be upset by this, the team mate must also remove themselves from the race to console her teammate - Restrooms provided for this purpose.

Feel free to add guys .....

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OK, yeah I know Im gonna get some shite for this LMAO ...... We have just been discussing in the shoutbox rules and regulations for a new spectical in the racing calender.

Introducing - Formula 1 for women

So what we have come up with the following so far:-

Rules and Regulations

  • All cars must have only a reverse gear - This is to ensure that this is not just a sport for any woman. This is only for the best!
  • 10BHP & 0.5 Ltr Engine limits must be adhered to
  • All cars must be correctly colour coded - Any clashes will be elliminated from the race
  • Should any 2 cars be of a similar design, one of them must be changed before the start of the season
  • All cars should change colour to match the latest fashion throughout the year
  • Breaking of a nail at any stage will result in a Red Flag of the session
  • To avoid conflict, any driver considered to be at "that time of the month" will be given a 1 second advantage
  • Pits stops will consist of Clothing changes & replenishment of makeup - minimum of 1 in 3 laps
  • Should any driver crash out and be upset by this, the team mate must also remove themselves from the race to console her teammate - Restrooms provided for this purpose.

Feel free to add guys .....

dont forget to remove rear view mirrors and add a mirror to view themselves lmao

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your a b rave man Marc... bet your rep is gonna take a bashing for that lol... ill give you +1 rep and suffer the concsequences of the bad rep i will get for liking your post.

but i think you forgot the rule that the race won't start till the women eventually decides she is ready to start no matter how long that takes...

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