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Why Dogs Should Not Use Computers


Sarah

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10. Hes distracted by cats chasing his mouse.

9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.

8. Saliva-coated disks refuse to work.

7. Three words: carpal paw syndrome.

6. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that hes browsing http://www.purina.com instead of working.

5. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.

4. He cant help attacking the screen when he hears Youve Got Mail.

3. Its too messy to mark every Web site he visits.

2. The FETCH command isnt available on all platforms.

1. He cant stick his head out of Windows XP.

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