Sarah Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Not sure if we've had this before but made me chuckle lol 1. The pets live here. You dont. 2. If you dont want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (Thats why its called fur"niture.) 3. To you, our pets are just animals. To us, they are an adopted son/daughter who happens to be hairy, walks on all fours and doesnt speak clearly. 4. Dogs and cats are better than kids because: - they dont ask for money all the time - they are easier to train - they usually come when called - they dont hang out with drug-using friends - they dont need a gazillion dollars for a college education, and - if they get pregnant, you can sell the children. smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice and Cripton Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 so true lol and don't forget my two even smell better than most humans hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 seen this b4 lmao i love it! SSOOO true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyMukki Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 That would make a nice pillow for the sofa or a doormat at the front door or the back page of a party invitation... I had a very unpleasant neighbor visit once and she was very upset at the dogs, one was licking her ankles, one was licking her fingers and just as she started to relax Mukki came up behind her and licked the back of her neck, I could see the drool dripping down into her shirt LOL I smiled and said "They like you!" I am not normally that mean but she was telling me about my nearest neighbor who helped rescue "nice" dogs -little shelties... she actually glared at mine when she said 'nice'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie62 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 so true sarah , i always warn people who are going to visit that i have the dogs so dont wear anything smart as dog hair will leave with you . if they dont like it then they are not welcome, my dogs live hear they dont . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 That would make a nice pillow for the sofa or a doormat at the front door or the back page of a party invitation... I had a very unpleasant neighbor visit once and she was very upset at the dogs, one was licking her ankles, one was licking her fingers and just as she started to relax Mukki came up behind her and licked the back of her neck, I could see the drool dripping down into her shirt LOL I smiled and said "They like you!" I am not normally that mean but she was telling me about my nearest neighbor who helped rescue "nice" dogs -little shelties... she actually glared at mine when she said 'nice'... omg i wudda slapped her! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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