Mistyrayn Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 ok some weird questions.. posts your answers just to see how many different ones we get lol If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why? If there was only one Papa Smurf and Smurfette is his daughter, where did all the other Smurfs come from ? If you could have only 3 electrical appliances in your house, what would they be and why ? Which is the funniest name you've ever heard? Who was the weirdest guy/girl you've every dated? Which actor/actress would you never go out with? What is the biggest turn off in a guy/girl? as soon as someone famous dies .. there is loads of text jokes going round . but who really thinks them up so quick ? Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo? and we all us the saying " its a Husky thing " what exactly does this mean ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why? - probably out with the dogs giving them the best day ever If there was only one Papa Smurf and Smurfette is his daughter, where did all the other Smurfs come from ? incest! lmao If you could have only 3 electrical appliances in your house, what would they be and why ? - kettle, microwave, fridge Which is the funniest name you've ever heard? richard lmao jokes Who was the weirdest guy/girl you've every dated? - my midget of an ex with dreadlocks Which actor/actress would you never go out with? - erm................? What is the biggest turn off in a guy/girl? being pig headed as soon as someone famous dies .. there is loads of text jokes going round . but who really thinks them up so quick ? sum1 who has nothing better do to with their lives Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? i can Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? zombie appocolypse Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? i dont lol What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? N/A Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo? wtf! did u think these up? and we all us the saying " its a Husky thing " what exactly does this mean ? easy - the fact we now live where people arent normal if they arent covered in , sleeping in, eating fur ect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jones Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 its a Husky thing " what exactly does this mean ? easy - the fact we now live where people arent normal if they arent covered in , sleeping in, eating fur ect Fur is part of a well balanced diet ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charley Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why? Out in the sun with everyone I love If there was only one Papa Smurf and Smurfette is his daughter, where did all the other Smurfs come from ? More to the point, where did Smurfette come from? If you could have only 3 electrical appliances in your house, what would they be and why ? Laptop - internet, games, tv shows, music, skype and of course husky owners;) Grill - can cook most things in the grill Lamp - well I will need some way to see at night Which is the funniest name you've ever heard? The name Cecil always makes me laugh but Im not sure why... Who was the weirdest guy/girl you've every dated? They've all been wierd:p Which actor/actress would you never go out with? Jim Carey, he just annoys me What is the biggest turn off in a guy/girl? Lack of deoderant lol as soon as someone famous dies .. there is loads of text jokes going round . but who really thinks them up so quick? I think there is a person who has already made them up and is just waiting for the day to come Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? I can Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Just incase of a zombie invasion... Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Hmmm... Ive never noticed this What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? Nude hehe Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo? Honestly can't think of an answer for this one and we all ues the saying " its a Husky thing " what exactly does this mean ? It's because huskys are so unique and amazing they do so many things normal animals wouldn't lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why? With my boys and my family If there was only one Papa Smurf and Smurfette is his daughter, where did all the other Smurfs come from ? I seriously don't want to know - but what colour does a smurf go if it holds it breath?? lol If you could have only 3 electrical appliances in your house, what would they be and why ? Computer, TV, Fridge/Freezer - can get on HO, chill and watch TV and keep the raw food for the boys in the fridge freezer Which is the funniest name you've ever heard? Apple! i mean - WHY?? Who was the weirdest guy/girl you've every dated? Does my husband count? lol Which actor/actress would you never go out with? Justin Beiber haha What is the biggest turn off in a guy/girl? Cleanliness - if they smell or look grubby that's such a turn off as soon as someone famous dies .. there is loads of text jokes going round . but who really thinks them up so quick ? You Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? They can! Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? So if you drop it the person doesn't fall out Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? So you can concentrate What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? Shiny?? Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo? If they didn't people wouldn't ask those types of questions lol and we all us the saying " its a Husky thing " what exactly does this mean ? It describes a "mental illness" certain animal lovers get when they adopt a furby lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why? Saying goodbye to everyone I care about, then hopefully doing something I would never do If there was only one Papa Smurf and Smurfette is his daughter, where did all the other Smurfs come from ? Smurf Magic of course! If you could have only 3 electrical appliances in your house, what would they be and why ? Laptop! - Games, Internet, Communication! Fridge! - gotta have some fresh food! T.V (didn't say kettle cause you can put water in a pan and boil in on a gas stove, I'd also have a gas cooker ) Which is the funniest name you've ever heard? For me its got to be Richard Head or Jo King (and yes her full name was just Jo and she spelt it like that). 2 lectureres when I work at the college. Who was the weirdest guy/girl you've every dated? When I was about 14 a short ass white guy, I dated a tall, "big" black girl O_O Which actor/actress would you never go out with? ummmmm the list could be so long!...... ummmmm Helen Mirum?? What is the biggest turn off in a guy/girl? Vanity / to stuck up her own arse to enjoy life / looks down on others. as soon as someone famous dies .. there is loads of text jokes going round . but who really thinks them up so quick? Someone rather witty? Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? because they're women Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? well just incase they're actually still alive! Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? to help concentrate on the numbers or road? What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? Slap Head? most likely N/A Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo? because the english language is stupid and we all ues the saying " its a Husky thing " what exactly does this mean ? something that mimics exclusive husky behavior? I should introduce you to Philosaraptor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranormal Wolf Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why? I don’t even know where to begin there, I suffer with depression so it wouldn’t be a good day If there was only one Papa Smurf and Smurfette is his daughter, where did all the other Smurfs come from ? Smurfette was magically created by Gargamel If you could have only 3 electrical appliances in your house, what would they be and why ? Computer because I live on it. TV and X-box beacue my boyfriend needs them hehe Which is the funniest name you've ever heard? Roganna Who was the weirdest guy/girl you've every dated? Well I’ve only really dated my current Boyfriend so I guess it’ll be him haha we are both weird so it works out Which actor/actress would you never go out with? I wouldn’t date any of them honestly What is the biggest turn off in a guy/girl? Rudeness as soon as someone famous dies .. there is loads of text jokes going round . but who really thinks them up so quick ? The Joke Fairy Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? It helps move the cheeks down which moves the lower lid down. You can raise your eyebrow to move the upper lid. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? To keep the zombies from escaping DUH!! Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Haha the noise is distracting What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? Flesh Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo? That's a good question, but I think the better question is why are cargo pants shipped and not cargoed? and we all us the saying " its a Husky thing " what exactly does this mean ? Same as “It’s a Jersey thing†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 what would happen if pinnochio said in exactly 5 seconds my nose will grow??? :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marley & Lumikkis Mummy Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why? I would spend the day with my kids doing exactly what they wanted to do. Even if it was sat watching cbeebies all day. If there was only one Papa Smurf and Smurfette is his daughter, where did all the other Smurfs come from ? Maybe thats why they are blue lol If you could have only 3 electrical appliances in your house, what would they be and why ? Laptop, router, cooker Which is the funniest name you've ever heard? Emma Royds *sniggers* Who was the weirdest guy/girl you've every dated? Tony - im with him now LOL Which actor/actress would you never go out with? peter andre - cant stick him What is the biggest turn off in a guy/girl? blokes who love themselves as soon as someone famous dies .. there is loads of text jokes going round . but who really thinks them up so quick ? well not me I aint that clever lol Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? I dont wear make up often so didnt think about that lol Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Incase the corpse farts ? Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? to concentrate of course lol What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? shiny Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo? stumped and we all us the saying " its a Husky thing " what exactly does this mean ? Only a husky owner could possibly know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted May 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 what would happen if pinnochio said in exactly 5 seconds my nose will grow??? :cool: lol a lot of women would get in a certain position .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 lol a lot of women would get in a certain position .. HA..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charley Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 what would happen if pinnochio said in exactly 5 seconds my nose will grow??? :cool: If he was telling the truth it wouldn't grow, but then it would be a lie so it would grow... I reckon his nose would just be growing an shortning over and over in a loop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 If he was telling the truth it wouldn't grow, but then it would be a lie so it would grow... I reckon his nose would just be growing an shortning over and over in a loop its one of those...what do they call it.... a Paradox ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saffmonster Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why? I'd spend it with my closest friends, family and pooches If there was only one Papa Smurf and Smurfette is his daughter, where did all the other Smurfs come from ? The blue stalk? If you could have only 3 electrical appliances in your house, what would they be and why ? Laptop, mobile, microwave Which is the funniest name you've ever heard? Mr Po Lo and/or Mr Volkswagen Beetle (Seriously, thoses are genuine people I have spoken with at various places of work in the past!) Who was the weirdest guy/girl you've every dated? No weirdos, all prats (to put it VERY politely) Which actor/actress would you never go out with? Mel Gibson...ick...he's gone all sicko and weird as he's gotten older What is the biggest turn off in a guy/girl? vain as soon as someone famous dies .. there is loads of text jokes going round . but who really thinks them up so quick ? The service providers (O2, T-mobile ect... they pay people to make them up so people then pay to spread to jokes by text message... it's a money making thing for them. Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? I can!! Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? So the creepy crawlies don't get in Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? LOL, I do that!! It's so you can concentrate What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? none?translucent? invisible? Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo? erm and we all us the saying " its a Husky thing " what exactly does this mean? they are unlike any other dog, they have their own quirks that no other dogs do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydiamond Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why? I will look for someone that can take care of my Diamond. If I can't take care of him any longer than I have to look for a person that can. If there was only one Papa Smurf and Smurfette is his daughter, where did all the other Smurfs come from ? they fell from the sky, obviously. If you could have only 3 electrical appliances in your house, what would they be and why ? TV, laptop and microwave. So that I can stay connected to the world and feed myself x) Which is the funniest name you've ever heard? "Peony" for a 40-years-old man with muscular body O.O Who was the weirdest guy/girl you've every dated? I've never date anyone Which actor/actress would you never go out with? Robert Pattinson and Justin Beiber. No offense to their fans. What is the biggest turn off in a guy/girl? Uhm... Vain. as soon as someone famous dies .. there is loads of text jokes going round . but who really thinks them up so quick ? THE FAMOUS PERSON HIMSELF! LOL Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? I don't even know what is a mascara LOL Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? I don't know.. It's superstition, maybe. Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? To concentrate, maybe.. =P What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? No color x) Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo? LOL good question. Maybe people who create these words don't know the difference between a car and a ship XD and we all us the saying " its a Husky thing " what exactly does this mean ? Huskies R unique dogs with unique personality. Sometimes we can't understand them, and that's wha we call a husky thing ^.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWolf Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why? I would spent it the whole day outside with the huskies. If there was only one Papa Smurf and Smurfette is his daughter, where did all the other Smurfs come from ? Cloned If you could have only 3 electrical appliances in your house, what would they be and why ? Computer, server, and a router. The vacuumcleaner can wait for a bit. Which is the funniest name you've ever heard? As last name: Naaktgeboren. In English it means: Born naked Who was the weirdest guy/girl you've every dated? Non yet :eek: Which actor/actress would you never go out with? Sorry, not known with all the names of famous actors. What is the biggest turn off in a guy/girl? Smoking really. as soon as someone famous dies .. there is loads of text jokes going round . but who really thinks them up so quick ? I would be a good source of it. Me and black humour always go hand in hand Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Withdrawal effects of suddenly not talking. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? If you really want to be sure this person is dead: Yes! Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? The volume of the radio in my car is always loud. No matter what I'm doing or where I am What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? Transparent? Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo? Don't ask me. You English people taught me to name it that way! and we all us the saying " its a Husky thing " what exactly does this mean ? Because huskies have the ability to touch us from the inside in a way we can't even describe. If you don't own huskies you wouldn't understand, it's just a husky thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted May 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 and we all us the saying " its a Husky thing " what exactly does this mean ? Huskies R unique dogs with unique personality. Sometimes we can't understand them, and that's what we call a husky thing ^.^ and we all us the saying " its a Husky thing " what exactly does this mean ? Because huskies have the ability to touch us from the inside in a way we can't even describe. If you don't own huskies you wouldn't understand, it's just a husky thing WOW great answers !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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