Sarah Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 lmao rofl pmsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammie Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 roflmao!! That was seriously hilarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 :eek: very funny :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Can i just point out that i wasn't actually referring to myself lol lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Can i just point out that i wasn't actually referring to myself lol lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then to whom did your husband make the suggestion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Then to whom did your husband make the suggestion? lol ..... must have been his ex wife lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 The old one always come back around lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted May 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 The old one always come back around lol They do don't they....Oh hello old person :) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majormom2u Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 maybe he should find miracle grow in his underpants tomorrow!... hahahaha! (payback!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Can i just point out that i wasn't actually referring to myself lol lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah right am sayin nowt lmao........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted May 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 lmao That'll be a first Dunc lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.