Mistyrayn Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbors male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage...as so frequently happens when dogs mate. Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said: "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the phone ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw." "Do you think that will work?" she asked. "It just worked for me," he replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 lmao!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Miss Strange Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutsibe Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Oh, if only it would! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed #3 Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 :doglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinville Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Where do you find these? You write them, don't you?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elyse Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Sletten Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 I must have missed something?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted June 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 lol .. erm well Becky they mainly come from 4 people.. and some days i prob get around 15 / 20 just to give you an idea of my sort of friends.. 1 is a 50 something ex navy and prison officer who is now an early retired drunken sailor lol and lives on his boat. 2 is a 70 year old women with about 15 Shetland Sheepdogs for company 3 is 50 something guy who is when i say larger than life i don't just mean he could double as santa each year.. i mean is just a funny guy with a joke for all occasions. 4 is 40 something taxi driver that thinks is still cool to have long hair and beer belly. oh and thinks his a real lady's man.. i only post the clean jokes... co's most of my most racist / abusive jokes i get come from the women ..lol one day i might find some normal friends ... but then if i did i wouldn't have the jokes to pass on to you lot and make you smile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boshka Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Love it!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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<3Jess<3 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 hahaha love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andy Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Thanx for making me LAFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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