Taiya Blue and Miko too Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 A politician was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the politician. "How about global warming, universal health care, or the economy?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The politician, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care or the economy, when you don't know $h!t" And then she went back to reading her book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 :doglaugh:Good one!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<3Jess<3 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 lmao gross but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boondog Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 I'm still busy trying to understand why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed #3 Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 lmao:doglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed #5 Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Good, very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Funny . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sarah Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 :doglaugh: love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydiamond Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Wow good one lil' girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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