Sarah Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God..."Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man', Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 lmao love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinville Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 I'm emailing this to my pastor - he'll get a kick out of it! Thanks Sarah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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