Biggles Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 DON'T MESS WITH MATURE LADIES A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop: You don't have one? Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving. Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Traffic Cop: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Traffic Cop: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Traffic Cop: You what!? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see ..... The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?! Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The traffic cop is quite stunned. Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license quizzically. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner! Older Woman: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 ive heard this soooooo many times but it NEVER gets old lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo & Oisin Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 :doglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tan J P Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Oo will av to try that,not that i ever go faster than the speed limit, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydiamond Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 OMG I LOVE the last line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed #5 Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 First time for me to hear this, I'm going to have to keep it in mind for the next time DPS tags me! 'Course they have NO sense of humour!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Thanx for making me laff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marley & Lumikkis Mummy Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 :doglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<3Jess<3 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 haha have heard this one before but its still funneh =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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