Biggles Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b*****d... Bites! FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES... Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, husband knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo & Oisin Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 I like the first one best. Thats what I'd have to put for my chihuahua if god forbid I couldn't keep him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tan J P Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 i like the wedding dress one too wonder how many could actually do that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydiamond Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Bwahahahahahaaa XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma&Cookie Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard... Bites! FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. Lmfao!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 roflmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calvinandmommy Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 These are hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<3Jess<3 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 hahaha these are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Brill' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taiya Blue and Miko too Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 i like the wedding dress one too wonder how many could actually do that too most definitely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicole Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 haha there great love the wedding dress one tho ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow01 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Fair play some good adverts there. I love spotting the comical adverts on ebay too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutsibe Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b*****d... Bites! FREE PUPPIES... Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. The first one must have been the husband of the gal with the wedding dress for sale! "Free Puppies" - Dad must have been Siberian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikaani'smum Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Pahahahahahaha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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