Biggles Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY ALL ARE WELCOME Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics) DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. REMOTE CONTROL Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counsellors available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tan J P Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 wonder how many would like to sign up!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo & Oisin Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 these should be actual classes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation We Over flow them so we get maximum size ice cubes, how do you not get that? TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion We leave it at length for easy access and convinient tearing DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics) We just want to make it easier for you women to see what we've worn DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. Yes..Yes they do...or at least should, we shouldn't even have to mention it REMOTE CONTROL Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups ok ok, I'll concede this one LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum and this one DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Which ever is closest HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation They can be! they also burn a whole in your pocket! REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did We are never lost! We just like to take De-Tours IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation Yes...yes it is.... especially when it takes you a life time to do it! LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing If our mothers cooked us meal ever night and done our laundry, so should you! HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques You force us to go! Suffer the consequences or don't ask us to go! REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class We're never late....we arrive pricisely when we mean to GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME If we agree with you, we'd both be wrong! *disclaimer*: the above does not neccesarily represent the views of the poster...* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 James, you certainly like to live dangerously. Remember there are more women on this forum than men and you're going to H/O camp!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 sometimes I just don't think things through...... *RUN* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Good idea and don't look back OR you could apologise. Oops, silly me men don't apologise as it's never their fault either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 sometimes I just don't think things through...... *RUN* what breed is gus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 lmao epic! soooo true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 what breed is gus? Gusi s a king charles spaniel mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 what breed is gus? Gus is a king charles spaniel mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 you only had to say it once! you had only to say it once. once only you had to say it only once to say it you had had it once to say, only you im tired now......! :headbang:its friday and i just wanna it to be SUNDAY AT 2PM AT QUEENS PARK Better ask the missus first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 omg i'm crying with laughter "!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Sarah I'm suprised you liked my reply! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Sarah I'm suprised you liked my reply! it gave me a chuckle lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoseWillow&Dexter Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 LMFAO!!! that is pure gold!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<3Jess<3 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 hahaha thats awesome =D n true they are always wrong =pppp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elyse Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tan J P Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 @James i have noticed no other men have come along and backed you up!!! maybe thats because they are all busy signing up for classes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valhalla Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 I cook, clean ,do the washing up , do the food shopping , put the bins out , walk the dogs , do a full days work on top of all this, I can go on but will not bore you with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 I cook, clean ,do the washing up , do the food shopping , put the bins out , walk the dogs , do a full days work on top of all this, I can go on but will not bore you with it Dude, I think you put the wrong gender in your information @TanJP its not because they're signing up for classes, its cause they've all got girlfriends or wives and they value their balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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