nush Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 2 old ladies walking down the street smoking cigarettes. It starts to rain so one throws her ciggy away. THe other asks why she did that. "Well it'l get wet and go out" no worries, do what I do. She then produced a condom from her bag, unrolled it, bit the tip off and then rolled it over the ciggy. "there you go, a raincoat for a ciggy" The other old lady was impressed and asked to borrow one. Unfortunately it was the last one her friend had. "I will go into the next shop then" she said. After 5 mins of walking in the rain they came to a shop. Inside, the old lady went to the counter and asked the young man behind the counter for a pack of condoms. THe guy was like "Yeah, sure, you what?" Thinking she was joking he asked her any particular type of condom? The lady replied... "I don't care, anything as long as it fits a Camel" The guy fainted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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<3Jess<3 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 hahahahah havnt heard that one before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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