Dave Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 I love rhetorical questions! Why is it that when someone tells you that there are billions of stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it? How can there be self-help "groups"? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? The more you study, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know… so why study? If a man with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Who put the keep off the grass sign there? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Im guessing you wont get many answers to these mate........ Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Im guessing you wont get many answers to these mate........ Lmao Probably not lol, I'm still working on them myself!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow-Kodah-Drako Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 no answers from me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 When you get some answers let me know. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoseWillow&Dexter Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 haha love these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevy Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Why is it that when someone tells you that there are billions of stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it? In case they are lying to you about the paint being wet. How can there be self-help "groups"? very carefully. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? I think the universe collapses in on itself if you photograph cheese. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? Does not sound as good. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Because evolution does not work that way. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Did you not ever watch the movie Soylent Green? The more you study, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know… so why study? To look smart. If a man with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? yes Who put the keep off the grass sign there? someone with a very long reach Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? they were "meant to be apart" but someone messed up the blueprints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? I think the universe collapses in on itself if you photograph cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules dief taz tor Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 god im going to be thinking for hours now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 im gonna take a pic of cheese now n see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranormal Wolf Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Love them! Especially The more you study, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know… so why study? I'm going to use that one the next time people ask me why I never study Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Phil Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Okay, I've got one. Why do clocks run clockwise? Serious question. See if anyone knows the answer without googling it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 why is the 2nd hand on a clock called that when its actually the 3rd hand ?? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Okay, I've got one. Why do clocks run clockwise? Serious question. See if anyone knows the answer without googling it. not sure of exact explanation but something to do with sundails and the suns movement.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Phil Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 not sure of exact explanation but something to do with sundails and the suns movement.. Yup, you're right. The direction a shadow rotates around a sundial is a clockwise direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWolf Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Can this answer be false? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivey Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections why are there locks on the doors of stores open 24/7/365 why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway why do they chain pens to the desks at banks and leave the doors unlocked what is the point in a portable safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWolf Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 http://www.dzm.com/~zuzana/pun-oddenglish.html Here are some fun ones regarding the English language. I had this text in my English textbook many years ago. I still want those answers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivey Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 3 men go into a hotel. The man behind the desk said the room is $30 so each man paid $10 and went to the room. A while later the man behind the desk realized the room was only $25 so he sent the bellboy to the 3 guys' room with $5. On the way the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between 3 men, so he gave each man a $1 and kept the other $2 for himself. This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27 add the $2 that the bellboy kept = $29. Where is the other dollar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivey Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 speaking of the english language can anyone tell me how to pronounce ghot..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWolf Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 3 men go into a hotel. The man behind the desk said the room is $30 so each man paid $10 and went to the room. A while later the man behind the desk realized the room was only $25 so he sent the bellboy to the 3 guys' room with $5. On the way the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between 3 men, so he gave each man a $1 and kept the other $2 for himself. This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27 add the $2 that the bellboy kept = $29. Where is the other dollar? That $2 is what he should've given BACK (substracting) and is not something they paid (adding). Hence the calculation should be $27 - $2 = $25 instead and that is correct as that is what they should've paid that to begin with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivey Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 congrats lol do you know the ghot one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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