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IDIOT SIGHTINGS.

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.

Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.

She said, 'you gave me too much money.'

I said,'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.'

She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.

I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but

they could not do that kind of thing.'

The clerk then proceeded to give me

back 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at MacD's. happened at Parramatta , NSW

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired.

The repairman told us that

one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the

opener.

I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady,

you need a 1/4 horsepower.'

I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said,

'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'

We haven't used that repairman since. Happened in Bowral, NSW

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I live in a semi rural area.

We recently had a new neighbour call the local

council P & W office to request the removal of the WOMBAT CROSSING

sign on our road.. The reason: 'Too many wombats are being hit by cars out here!

I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing any-more.'

Story from Collingwood, Melbourne.

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a Mexican takeaway and ordered a taco.

She asked the

person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but

they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Bankstown, Sydney.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,

'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'

He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

This happened in Elizabeth S.A.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.

I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine. She

asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind

people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She is a government employee in Adelaide P.O.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our

car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service

department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers

side door.

As I watched from the

passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that

it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'

His reply,

'I know. I already got that side.'

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us...

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