lebe03 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS '1' Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!! '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DAMN DOG '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. '6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. '7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. '9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutsibe Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DAMN DOG '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? ! Guilty - however it's my ears involved - and the walk is for me, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo & Oisin Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Hehehehe! I'm pretty sure they really think like this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lebe03 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Hehehehe! I'm pretty sure they really think like this! They do it was Polee who gave me this list earlier (lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo & Oisin Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 They do it was Polee who gave me this list earlier (lol) Awww, I can imagine her trotting up to you dropping it at your feet and trotting away giving you a side glance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DAMN DOG '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. '6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. guilty! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Jones Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 :doglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Guilty of all except the dressing up and bows. . . LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Phil Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 LMAO! very true! About the licking yourself thing. George Carlin once said, "If I could do that is never leave the house!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Angel n Auroras Mum Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 as I read down the list, I could imagine some dog somewhere thinking that! brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 Brilliant I was giggling away and just got a real dirty looking for a certain husky who would completely agree with every point, except for the ribbons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<3Jess<3 Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 hahaha love em all so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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