Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Just got overtaken by a man in an AA van. He was talking to himself and crying his eyes out. I thought to myself - that guys heading for a breakdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 When people stutter I have a really bad urge to shout "REMIX!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Every morning I wake up thinking today is going to be the best day of my life. And then my missus wakes up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 What do prison showers and caps locks have in common? They both turn your o into O. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 My one year old lamb is starting to look rather sheepish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 BBC News: 'Terry hopes Modric signs for Chelsea'. I bet Modric has a nice wife... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Our relationship councelor says I need to make my missus feel wanted. So I've reported her for two armed robberies and a rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 I just put a clip of my missus parking on YouTube, you've got to see it! She had 20 hits in the first minute alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 How many Vietnam war veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? You don't know man! ..............You weren't there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marley & Lumikkis Mummy Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 :doglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Jones Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 this so cheered my up thanks boondog:lolman::lolman::lolman: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 love them .. about to type them in my phone and send them out to my friends . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Sorry I haven't been on line much tonight, i was at the bulimic support clinic tonight, was busy; the place was heaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 My best mate called me a dick tonight, said he's sick of my apple product placement!! That's the last time iPhone him! Sent by iPhone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 My missus caught me hiding in the wardrobe last night, she said "what are you doing"? "narnia business" I replied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? Ones a marsupial, the other is a Geordie stuck In a lift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 roflmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 I live watching rivers and lakes on the internet; I'm watching a live stream right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 How Many blondes does it take to change a nappy? Ask Hugh Hefner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 edited by admin too "adult" in nature for family forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 sorry had to edit that last one although it made me laugh lol it's a bit too "adult" for a family forum x keep them coming though you're on a roll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boondog Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 I don't mind usualy my family doctor being Tongue in cheek, just not whilst I'm having my prostate examined! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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