Sarah Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 New Alphabet A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now The Alphabet A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, Perhaps car-d-iac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which We'd rather not mention. H .. High blood pressure--We'd rather it low; I . For incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, We forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow! P for prescriptions, We have quite a few, Just give us a pill and We'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.. S is for sleepless nights, counting our fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in our ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know. W for worry, NOW what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Y for another year We are left here behind, Z is for zest WE still have-- in OUR minds. We've survived all the symptoms, our body's deployed, and We're keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!! IF YOU ARE OLD, HAVE A GREAT DAY, IF NOT YOUR TURN WILL COME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 lmao i love it wkd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Wow that sounds like me :crazydance::eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules dief taz tor Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 lmao , ........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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