Sarah Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I want a floating duck house I want to clear my moat I need to mend my tennis court Thats why I need your vote. I have to build a portico My swimming pool needs mending My lovely plants need horse manure And the Aga needs much tending A chandelier is vital Mock Tudor boards are great My hanging baskets won awards And Ive earned a tax rebate. I need a glitter toilet seat. My piano so needs tuning Maltesers help me stay awake And my orchard must need pruning I could have said the rules were wrong And often thought I should, But somehow it was easier To profit all I could The public really have to see That the rules are there to test And by defrauding taxpayers We were just doing our best The Speaker of the House has gone, Our sacrificial beast, But the public are still braying For our corpses at the feast What do the public want from us, Those vote-wielding ingrates? They really should be grateful To be financing our estates. The message is so very clear, (were merely learning late) That the British way of living well Is to screw the bloody state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 lmao love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberianandy Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 thats so true exceprt labours screwing us over and the foriegners not the british public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 rofl agree with that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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