Mistyrayn Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 some of you know and some don't but i live in the countryside .in the Garden of England and many times people have said "oh your so lucky , wish i lived in the countryside" .. and i say to all those people living in the town.. Can i swap for a day or two ..right now !! the farmer has just done .. well im not sure what he has done but it smells like a pig farm on a really really bad day.. and it don't smell anyhthing like the garden of England. normally my back door is open so the girls have free run but today i have had to shut all doors and windows co's the smell is intense.... so who wants to come live in Kent in the lovely countryside for a couple of days... i have secure garden..large kennel. Sky Tv with sports channels & large tv . plenty of food in the cupboards. freezer full of carcasses , bones, etc for the furries.. very quiet area. plenty of off road parking. no kids running about the area. sorry but no X box or Playstation.. you will have to supply that.. any offers will be accepted .. luxury home normal home flat garage. tent .. cardboard box just not here !!! hell id even sleep in my van on the driveway of a neighbour you don't like so long as they don't smell.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Oh dear not good, not the best of smells to have around lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabien&Abs Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 You can swap with me if you like!! I live in a really dodgy area in Sunderland that is full of chavs who spend all of their time drinking lambrini, frosty jack cider or are off their heads on drugs. We could swap for a week and it would be like an adventure holiday for you, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormchaser09 Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 I sympathise as they do that around us too, usually when we get a lovely dry spell and have loads of washing to hang out, it can get really bad and catches in your throat when you breath in just horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 You can swap with me if you like!! I live in a really dodgy area in Sunderland that is full of chavs who spend all of their time drinking lambrini, frosty jack cider or are off their heads on drugs. We could swap for a week and it would be like an adventure holiday for you, Lambrini,Frosty jacks, drugs, Chavs !!!! hey hang on a minute i wondered where my family had moved to !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzlin Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 It's harvest time and there re fertilising the soil and yes it is the worst smell there doing where I work in Devizes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed #5 Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Lambrini,Frosty jacks, drugs, Chavs !!!! hey hang on a minute i wondered where my family had moved to !!! Oh, you are one BAD boy!!!! oops, quick edit .... quick enough?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Oh, you are one BAD boy!!!! oops, quick edit .... quick enough?? yeh im so bad i carry a knife everywhere i go... a plastic one though co's i might hurt myself on a real one .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 erm think i'll stay where i am xxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabien&Abs Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Lambrini,Frosty jacks, drugs, Chavs !!!! hey hang on a minute i wondered where my family had moved to !!! People around here also like to walk around in their pyjamas. I once saw a woman walking her little dog, the woman was wearing her pyjamas and the dog was wearing a tracksuit!!! Who dresses their dog but not themselves, weird. I would love to live in the country and wouldn't mind the smells (or maybe I could just move to a nicer area in Sunderland). It's never dull though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 People around here also like to walk around in their pyjamas. I once saw a woman walking her little dog, the woman was wearing her pyjamas and the dog was wearing a tracksuit!!! Who dresses their dog but not themselves, weird. I would love to live in the country and wouldn't mind the smells (or maybe I could just move to a nicer area in Sunderland). It's never dull though! ok .. now maybe i will retract my offer .. think i will stay here.. there is way to many weird people where you live .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabien&Abs Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 ok .. now maybe i will retract my offer .. think i will stay here.. there is way to many weird people where you live .. Hope you are not implying that I am one of the weird ones!!! I get dressed to go out and take Sabien out in his pyjamas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 cardboard box "Cardboard box ? Aye You were Lucky. . . there were 'undred and fifty of us livin' in't shoe box in't middle't road" Can't help i'm afraid. Clothes pegs. Ear plugs up the Nostrils. ?? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Hope you are not implying that I am one of the weird ones!!! I get dressed to go out and take Sabien out in his pyjamas Would i ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 It's not the smell that worries me, it's what they are now using. !! Human Sewage !!............Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed #1 Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 It's not the smell that worries me, it's what they are now using. !! Human Sewage !!............Ron EWWwwww... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 It's not the smell that worries me, it's what they are now using. !! Human Sewage !!............Ron thanks for that Ron.. that has made me feel even worse.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 EWWwwww... http://environmentdebate.wordpress.com/2008/07/16/farmers-want-your-human-waste/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 thanks for that Ron.. that has made me feel even worse.. Your welcome:doglaugh:...........Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 http://environmentdebate.wordpress.com/2008/07/16/farmers-want-your-human-waste/ :omg:now i am really regretting putting this post on...there really is some truth in the saying "ignorance is bliss" co's now i wish i didn't know what you just told me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Why do you think that I wear rubber gloves and make sure my shots are up to date when I go out Metal Detecting..............Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Why do you think that I wear rubber gloves and make sure my shots are up to date well we all have our fantasies and fetishes and i think thats enough said about yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Tao&Sky Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 That's it I'm off to bed now. Good Night.. Got to get up early in the morning............Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 That's it I'm off to bed now. Good Night.. Got to get up early in the morning............Ron night Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 You live in the countryside yet you have never smelt the muck spreader this time of year?? Oh dear.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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