Stranger Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 i think i just dribbled....that looks lush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 and whike you're all off stuffing your faces. . . I WIN !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranger Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 *taps Andy on the Shoulder* Don't think so matey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 *taps Andy on the Shoulder* Don't think so matey Picks up the prize and legs it out the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranger Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 *Toni Puts on her skates, and attaches the dogs* Yarh...... *Toni, Kaiden and Parker, in hot pursuit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Andy gets in taxi and heads for the airport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranger Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 "hangs head low....forgot my passport" I am not giving up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 "hangs head low....forgot my passport" I am not giving up! Darnit !!! so have I, turns taxi around 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranger Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 *Toni is waiting outside Andy's tapping her foot* *Kaiden and Parker run up to Andy to be fussed* Toni shouts..."oi you're supposed to be on my team....no loyalty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 *Toni is waiting outside Andy's tapping her foot* *Kaiden and Parker run up to Andy to be fussed* Toni shouts..."oi you're supposed to be on my team....no loyalty" Andy puts prize down to give Kaiden and Parker the proper fussing that they desrve. ends up flat on back being snogged to death by Huskies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranger Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Ha ha..."toni see her chance to take the prize"... And I have my passport now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Ha ha..."toni see her chance to take the prize"... And I have my passport now and. . . . . I have your Huskies. . . TRADE ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranger Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 and. . . . . I have your Huskies. . . TRADE ???? poop....did you even have to ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 I hasPrize AND Passport, flagging down Taxi (again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranger Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 "Toni lies down in the middle of the road singing.... I shall, I shall not be moved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Taxi driver is an ex stuntman Pulls car onto 2 wheels (james bond style) and squeezes past andy hears him muttering summink about "singing lesson" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranger Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 hmm...that didn't work, "brushes self off and grabs the boys" "Andy's Phone rings, screen flashes a number he doesn't recognise, slowly he answers the phone and lifts it to his ear..... I know who you are, Andy. I know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Prize go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will tickle you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 hmm...that didn't work, "brushes self off and grabs the boys" "Andy's Phone rings, screen flashes a number he doesn't recognise, slowly he answers the phone and lifts it to his ear..... I know who you are, Andy. I know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Prize go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will tickle you. "Holy Crap" exclaims Andy That's Jack Reacher !!!!! Throws prize out of Taxi window, tells the driver to step on it !!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranger Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 "on her way to the shop to buy junk food...she spots something in the verge" oh my god oh my god its the Prize....HA HA HA HA I SOOOO WIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyka&Diva Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 I'm happy here stuffing my face lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Andy LOL's to himself looking in the bag at the REAL prize have thrown an Identical fake replica out of the window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranger Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 I'm happy here stuffing my face lol Sits with Anneka enjoying cake, biscuits, crisps and sweets....oblivious to the trickery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Sits with Anneka enjoying cake, biscuits, crisps and sweets....oblivious to the trickery Andy speeds away in the Taxi nearing the airport Hoping they don't spot the "Made in China" sticker on the bottom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranger Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Toni spots the sticker Mean while *taxi driver gets a call, Andy only hears his end of the conversation "I do" "yes the airport" "Oh really!!!" "ok, yes right away" Taxi driver comes off at the next junction and heads back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Andy is STILL giglling to himself about the switch and is blissfully unaware that the taxi is now NOT heading for the airport 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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