Ron Tao&Sky Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? But what makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its theBullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why some people are where they are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elyse Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 LMAO! That's so true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed #5 Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Oh, that is so very, very true!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 The numbers don't lie !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutsibe Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 It really is too bad that I'm really awful at both bullshitting and asskissing... No wonder I'm poor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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